There's so much to catch up on!!
oAfter what was by far our most eventful trip to Sacramento ever, I'm taking a minute to post some pics of Christmas Morning. We'll have a full report on the birth of little Ethan Isaac Oyog in a bit. For now...
oSanta Claus is surely sitting at his desk up at the North Pole stressing over how he's going to top himself in 2010, at least when it comes to the Alff kids...
o...who deducted that he was pleased with the milk and cookies they left out for him, judging by the mostly-consumed items on the plate.
oBut before we reveal Santa's presents, we must first review a memorable scene from
The Empire Strikes Back (cue film projector motor sound effect).
oNear the beginning of the movie, the Rebels are concerned about Luke Skywalker, who hasn't reported in from his patrol on the remote ice planet of Hoth. Han Solo finds a Tauntaun to ride into the snow to search for him and is told, "Your tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker."
oHan rides the tauntaun into the blizzard anyway and finds Luke clinging to life. He looks up to see...
oHis tauntaun, dead.
oSo he uses Luke's lightsaber to cut open the carcass...
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o...and stuffs Luke inside to warm him up.
oNearly 30 years after that defining moment in film history, somebody had the brilliant idea to create tauntaun sleeping bags!! Complete with lightsaber zipper and a lining with a "tauntaun entrails" pattern. They were presented as an April Fool's Day joke on a geeky-gift website, but
Star Wars fans demanded they be made available for real, and by December Santa was able to aquire one for each of the kids!
oAs that guy said, those tauntauns just won't make it past the first marker.
oThe kids were SOOOOO happy!
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oIntestines!!
oAh, there's no chance of frostbite now.
oFor some reason, Gramps wasn't disappointed that he didn't receive a dead tauntaun. In fact, he seemed fairly pleased with his present - a case of soup!
oReady for a Hoth blizzard - Maren tries on her new hat, gloves and scarf!
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Check back soon for full coverage of the rest of Christmas Day!