Update 6:55 am 8/8/10:
AND THE WINNER IS:
"YES, MOTHER, YES...I'M IN A LOG RIDE...NO, I'M NOT WEARING A SEAT BELT...NO, I DON'T KNOW IF THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE RIDE ARE 'NICE'...YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!!"
- GFCC.publish
Honorable Mention:
"YOU CAN TALK TO MY ATTORNEY...AS SOON AS HE GETS OFF THE BIG DIPPER!!"
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"YOU CALL THAT A LOG RIDE?! I WILL BURY YOU!!!"
- Derek
"THOSE FIGURES ARE UNACCEPTABLE...OH, WAIT, HOLD IT...MY PANTS ARE WET!!"
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"YOU'RE MY AGENT...I TOLD YOU: NO ROLES IN LOG-RIDE PICTURES!!"
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Congratulations GFCC.publish, and thanks to everyone who participated!
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Update 7:20p 8/3/10: This post is now officially a CAPTION CONTEST!!
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Submit captions via Comments, below. The winner will be announced on Sunday, August 8th.
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32 comments:
Another career destroyed.
...and all from the comfort and fun of a theme park ride! I'm so glad we lived to see this day.
GFCC.publish, Inc. "Destroying Careers Since 1985."
"Mommy, why is that man yelling?"
"Hush, sweetheart. He's destroying someone's career."
"What do you mean I can't get the Guitar Hero app for this model phone?? Do you know who you're talking to? Yeah, I'm THAT GFCC.publish!"
"I told you, Mr. Alff, I don't know if starfish 'high-five' each other with their entire bodies!!"
What do you mean, I don't sound like I'm having much fun......You just listen to me, bub, I'm having a GREAT time, GOT IT?
You are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! This is the best ride in the park and I'm tired of arguing about it, so either shut up or put up! I dare you, name a better one.
"YOU CALL THAT A LOG RIDE?! I WILL BURY YOU!!!"
..and busy executives love to relax and unwind with a spin on "The Screamer".
"BAD PHONE...BAD PHONE!!"
"I'M ABOUT TO GET ON THE LOG RIDE...CAN I DESTROY YOUR @#$%! CAREER LATER?"
"THOSE FIGURES ARE UNACCEPTABLE...OH, WAIT, HOLD IT...MY PANTS ARE WET!!"
"AS SOON AS I GET DONE WITH MY DEEP-FRIED TWINKIE, YOU'RE FINISHED!!"
"HEY, THIS GIANT ROCK IS FAKE...MY TRIP TO THE BOARDWALK IS RUINED!!"
"HEY, I'M WEARING A WATCH...I DON'T NEED THIS THING TO TELL ME WHAT TIME IT IS...YOU HEAR THAT, I DON'T NEED YOU...I DON'T NEED YOU!!"
"Geez, Dad...we had to wait an hour in line for the opportunity to listen to this idiot destroy someone's career?"
"ALRIGHT...STEADY NOW...I'M GOING TO TRY TO PRESS ONE OF THESE BUTTONS...HERE I GO!!"
So far I have two front runners, but keep 'em coming!
"YES, MOTHER, YES...I'M IN A LOG RIDE...NO, I'M NOT WEARING A SEAT BELT...NO, I DON'T KNOW IF THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE RIDE ARE 'NICE'...YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!!"
"YOU'D BE YELLING TOO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR LOG RIDE CONCLUDED WITH A HEAD-LONG PLUNGE INTO A VAT OF RANCID PUDDING!!"
"YOU'RE MY AGENT...I TOLD YOU: NO ROLES IN LOG-RIDE PICTURES!!"
"YOU CAN TALK TO MY ATTORNEY...AS SOON AS HE GETS OFF THE BIG DIPPER!!"
"LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR TO YOU: I'M GOING ON THE HAUNTED CASTLE RIDE NEXT!!"
"YOU WANT MY NUMBER...OKAY, HERE IT IS: 1-800-BITE-ME...YOU GOT THAT, PAL?!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO MEAL SERVICE ON THIS RIDE?!"
¿"Papi, por qué grita el hombre"?
"Porque esta un pendejo que realiza el negocio en montañas rusas".
I ran that one through www.freetranslation.com, and this is what it said:
"Daddy, why does he shout the man?"
"Because this an idiot that carries out the business in Russian mountains."
Yeah Pal? Well I got news for you... I AM THE LAW!!!
"Now you morons listen to me. Remember that bored looking guy from the line? The one with the yellow shirt and wristwatch, with the slack-jawed, vacant stare? Remember how I SPECIFICALLY said I DON'T want to sit next to that guy...? WELL GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!"
"For crying out loud, I'm on the CAVE TRAIN, not the log ride. Get a new caption writer!"
"IS THAT THE BEST SHAFFER CAN DO?!"
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