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Please think of an appropriate caption for this picture and submit via Comments, below. The contest will close on April 6, 2009. The winning entry will be announced on April 7th, and your caption will accompany this picture, wherever it is displayed or referenced, for the rest of eternity.
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UPDATE 6:14 AM 4/6/09: Contest will close tonight at midnight PDT.
40 comments:
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"Yes, but you still have not answered my question: how will this affect the release date of the next Batman movie?"
"AQUA•NET HAIRSPRAY: WHEN DISASTER IS NOT AN OPTION."
Forget about the smoke, dear, I just want to confirm that THIS is my favorite shirt......I like it even better than the other one.
If you would remember to open the fireplace vent, we would not have this problem
"The sign for 'Toluca Lake Center' blows...I'm outta here..."
"Terri, what'd I tell you about them grease fires?"
"There's a raging inferno behind me, but I still have time to destroy your career...are you listening to me...you're finished...YOU'RE DEAD!!"
"For the love of God...I forgot my comb..."
"Daddy, your hair wants to go to the fire!"
"When the fire gets to me, I will become the Human Torch from The Fantastic Four!"
"Uh, honey, about that bomb you gave me..."
"...no, I will not hold. I've been on hold for almost four minutes already... Yeah, so?... Well it's gonna get even hotter when I report you to the Better Business Bureau. Don't you dare hang up on me!!! Oh, so that's how it is?! The Toluca Lake Center has not heard the last of Derek N. Alff!"
Drastic times call for drastic measures, so I'm going to climb that water tower in back of me and turn on the spigot------uh, do water towers have spigots?
"Just hang on a minute honey... Oh man, you're not going to believe this. My wife's on the phone and she tells me that some poor dope's house just caught fire and we can probably see it from... wait, what? It's OUR HOUSE?!?!"
"If that tank blows, it could take out half of Strawberry. Look what it did to Burbank."
"...but you're my agent...first 'Cookie Quest', now a Pinto commercial..."
........and as the fire rages closer and closer, we will be here, standing our ground for YOU, the loyal viewers of KSAP TV ---your eyes and ears.
Remember our motto - "We will give up our lives to bring you the story"
SCENE 7, TAKE 45
"I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT, YOU'VE GOT TO GET THOSE FEOPLE OUT OF THERE IMMEDIATELY!... wait, sorry... Cut! Heh-heh-heh... Feople? Fee-ple! Sorry everybody! Let's do another take. Sorry, I guess I'm just getting warmed up here! I'll get it this time."
SCENE 7, TAKE 53
"I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT, YOU'VE GOT TO GET THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF THERE CHIEF, IMMEDIATELY!... oh, crud, he's the captain, not the chief... Fire CAPtain... Captain, captain, captain. Aaaaaaahhhhhhgggg. Let's keep rolling! Let's do it again right away..."
SCENE 7, TAKE 58
"I BLOWN'T CARE... Pbpbpbpft... Blownt? Bleh, bleh, bleh... 'Blownt'. Guess I invented a new word there, Ha ha!"
SCENE 7, TAKE 67
"OK, here we go... This will be the one... ...'I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT, YOU'VE GOT TO GET THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF THERE IMMEDIATELY!' ...and... Cut! Whew! I think that was the one! That one was perfect. Let's do it again for safety."
“Forget the raging inferno, a giant hand is attacking me.”
"The billowing holocaust behind me has put a song in my heart...'Feeeeeee-lings...nothing more than feeeeeeee-lings'..."
Please, please, PLEASE believe me........There is a giant UFO hovering in that cloud of "smoke". No it's not REALLY smoke, it's camouflage for the alien aircraft.
WE ARE ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED!!!!!
"'Tis a fair photographic record, but would look far better with motion applied."
"Babe, I just got a great idea for dinner..."
"Yes, Terri...Toluca Lake Center had your Diet Pepsi...I'm fine, by the way..."
"No, Jimmy, this isn't Jules Winnfield...I drove his partner around town, though..."
"Hold it...you wanted me to detonate the thing at Dodgers Stadium?"
"So then I said 'Maren...do not...push...that...button...'"
Terri, the firebomb went off without a hitch. I can't wait to read all of Tom's wacky captions about this!
"Hello, Smoke House? Can I place an order for some garlic bread before we get evacuated?...Hey, I guess you really are a 'smoke house" now, ha ha...hello?"
"Dad, dad, I assure you, the air quality in Los Angeles is nothing to be concerned about. We're fine. In fact, I'm outside right now and I've got to admit, it's GREATLY IMPROVED!"
"Mike, this is Derek. Hey, I don't know why, but I have this strange feeling that putting Eugene and Aubrey in charge of that job in Griffith Park wasn't such a great idea."
"Gosh, Terri, this picture is so provocative even Matt Shaffer is commmenting on it."
"The 'Myth Busters' episode went awry in the parking lot...I'm thankful I was able to tell Tory I loved him."
Remember friend, in this life stuff happens. On any day, you could slip in the shower, get hit by a car, get mugged and killed, or someone could even be rude to you. So be prepared and be strong because you never know what's coming your way..........
"You see...I can summon fire, wind...the elements of nature are at my very command...bow to 'the Derek'..."
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