Caption Contest Winner!!

"There's a raging inferno behind me, but I still have time to destroy your career... are you listening to me... you're finished... YOU'RE DEAD!!"
-Tom
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Honorable Mention:
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"Yes, Terri... Toluca Lake Center had your Diet Pepsi... I'm fine, by the way..."
-Tom

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"Hello, Smoke House? Can I place an order for some garlic bread before we get evacuated?... Hey, I guess you really are a 'smoke house" now, ha ha... hello?"

-Matt

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"Dad, dad, I assure you, the air quality in Los Angeles is nothing to be concerned about. We're fine. In fact, I'm outside right now and I've got to admit, it's GREATLY IMPROVED!"

-Matt
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“Forget the raging inferno, a giant hand is attacking me.”

-Brent

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"'Tis a fair photographic record, but would look far better with motion applied."

-Eadweard Muybridge

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"Drastic times call for drastic measures, so I'm going to climb that water tower in back of me and turn on the spigot------uh, do water towers have spigots?"

-Grammie
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"...no, I will not hold. I've been on hold for almost four minutes already... Yeah, so?... Well it's gonna get even hotter when I report you to the Better Business Bureau. Don't you dare hang up on me!!! Oh, so that's how it is?! The Toluca Lake Center has not heard the last of Derek N. Alff!"
-Derek
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THANK YOU everyone for your participation in our Caption Contest, and congratulations Tom!