Please think of an appropriate caption for this picture, and submit via Comments, below. The winning entry will be announced soon, and your caption will appear in the birthday post, below.
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UPDATE: Contest will be closed at 12:00 a.m. Thursday, February 7th
50 comments:
“I was told the Aquarium had a live blue whale my son could ride for his birthday.”
“I'm no expert, but if you sauté the squid in a little light olive oil and garlic, it really gets rid of the fish taste.”
“We may not be fancy marine biologists, but the Pacific Ocean is the best one. It is the Pacific out here in California, right?”
“Don’t worry Ma’am. We’ll find out who took your Megaptera novaeangliae.”
This week on CSI: Birthday Party Unit, Ross and Alff go undercover to tackle a notorious mollusk smuggling ring – with surprising results.
“Wait a minute. How could a single Gulper eel swallow fourteen pieces of cake? Oh, right… Gulper eel…”
“Guys, I’ll say it again. The Aquarium does not have any lions, or tigers, or ligers, or any land mammals for that matter.”
“Are you sure the Earth is 71% water? Because I heard somewhere it was more like 73%.”
"I'm sorry sir, but once you throw the coins in, you can not take them back."
"Don't screw with us, sister: take us to the giant squid."
"I was under the impression we got to pick out our own lobster for the main course."
"Yes, I understand about the food chain, but does the 'Majestic Ocean Life: A Symphony of Nature' exhibit have to be right beside 'Salty's Fish Shack Café'?"
Yeah, two white boys from Burbank...like I'm really scared.
"OK, if we're so 'evolved' how do you explain my friend here?"
"We'll see what Baby Fi-Fi has to say about this."
"You think you're so cool, standing behind that faux rock structure..."
"How many times do we have to go over this: the Kraken...doesn't...EXIST..."
When are we going to turn around and play with those balls in the bucket?
"You wanna piece of me? I work for Disney."
"Back off, or I'll slap the two of you with my blubber glove."
"Security, dispatch Sigmund and the Sea Monsters to the the petting station, immediately."
"We were under the impression this was one of those all-you-can-eat joints."
"Do you know who I am? I had the lead role in that Shaffer picture, 'Cookie Quest'."
The 'Cookie Quest' reference is beyond brilliant...
Oh, great, real "fair and impartial" contest judging...
"I can assure you the recent SF Zoo tragedy was an isolated incident, but NO, it is never acceptable to taunt a tiger shark."
"Why is a Tanystropheus walking in this room?!"
"Lookit, here comes the party fish!"
Not the worry...he only lost the tip of his finger.
Please calm down gentleman, this is a children's exhibit. Do you want me to call security?
"Did he just blink, DID HE? 'Cuz if he did, you should declare me the winner so we can all go home."
"Gentlemen, I'm growing weary of telling you this is not a moat and there is no castle!!!"
"Um...are there any SANE people who have questions?"
"ALRIGHT, Mr. Alff, fine, you got me: Spinal Tap's "Smell The Glove" is way better than my dumb old blubber glove...are you happy?"
"There's a lobster growing out of her right ear, I tell you."
"WHAT'RE YOU TWO LOOKING AT?!?!"
"The Giants won the Superbowl? The GIANTS?!?"
"Uh, no, Mr. Alff...I don't know if starfish 'high five' each other with their entire bodies."
"Oh, that's really mature, trying to shake the wall so I'll get splashed."
"The DEATH STAR will be in range in five minutes..."
"You boys can use the walkie-talkie when you demonstrate you can use it responsibly."
"How dare you taser my grouper."
"A blue shirt. At an aquarium. A bit of a cliché, no?"
Look here, girl, we've been standing here for a week, trying to think of an entry for your silly contest, and now you say you're going to end it on Thursday, just because you have BETTER things to do???
"So what you're saying is that fish breathe underwater, is that right?"
Gentlemen, please! I know you've become fond of that starfish but you cannot take it home.
How many times do I have to tell you, the bathroom is around the corner!
I'm afraid it will be an hour before we can bring in the equipment to free your hands from the wall. Can you tell me again how you managed to glue them to the display?
"Look, you're right, I'm sorry. It was totally unprofessional for me to comment on the similarity between the pug-ugly buttfish and your face."
"Yo, take a chill-pill, home-girl; we're just doing our stretching exercises."
"Hey, don't make us climb over this thing..."
"Yes, you gentlemen in back, with the white suits and nets: please step forward."
"Until you give it up with the waterhorse...we're...not...budging...."
Agents Edison and Einstein interrogate Sally on which bone the fin bone is connected to.
"Sorry, but I WILL NOT back down. My friend here dared me to drink all the water in this entire display, and that's what I'm gonna do."
"Please settle a bet between me and my friend... Is it true, from a scientific standpoint, that 'Love Is Thicker Than Water' as Andy Gibb claimed?"
"...so the oceanographer says 'Wait a minute, that's not my Pterois radiata!'"
Let me get this straight...you guys have a production company and you want me to star in your "Kung-Fu movie?" Yeah, I've heard that one before!
Omigosh! Do you guys know Tory from "Myth Busters?"
Gentlemen, thank you for attending our Rogaine seminar...
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